Tuesday, May 7, 2019

COMEDY

XI JINPING THE PRESIDENT OF CHINA
Said:"쇼흣튠튱嚚壘倫田臼自凸㈇立目彡回介口모Ѻ오₪'

And I agreed with him
COZ IS GOOD for US. ����������

AM DONE with BOLLYWOOD
HOW CAN AN INVIGILATOR CATCH A STUDENTS WITH AN EXPO

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THEY STARTED DANCING
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NOLLYWOOD CUCUMA BURY AM ALIVE
HOW CAN A NATIVE DOCTOR WEAR REDEEM BANGLE? ������������

I WAS WATCHING (BROTHERS CLUB) JEJE
UNTIL the CULT STARTED SINGING♪♪ "♬♬♬ALL CHRIST THE SOLID ♪
♩ROCK I STAND♬♬♬"
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VOLUNTARY BLINDNESS IS ASKING A YORUBAN THAT JUST FINISHED EATING TO HELP BLOW OFF WHAT ENTERED YOUR EYE

MY BROTHER BETTER GO AND LOOK for ANOTHER EYE
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MY EYES!!! ¡!!!!!!!!!!!

Am in an exam hall now
Shebi
"Photosynthesis is the government of the people by the people and for the people??
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I thought I have heard it all not until she said
::MY BEST FRUIT IS YAM
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I NEARLY FAINTED TODAY
OUR NEW NEIGHBOR THAT JUST HAD A DIVORCE WITH HER husband CAN TO
OUR HOUSE

HER:KINGSLEY, KIZZY LA, K K WORLD
I FEEL like GETTING DRUNK ARE you BUSY
I HAPPILY SAID
ME:NO OO(THINKING THAT SHE WANT US TO GET DRUNK TOGETHER)

HER:THANK GOD
PLZ HELP me WATCH MY KIDS

I LOST BALANCE
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Friday, May 3, 2019

be mindful

life is too short
so in all you do live for god
nobody knows what will happen next
heaven is real



millions are dying the question there is

where are they going??

there is no REPENTANCE in the grave brother,sister

A HEARING EAR IS NEVER AS LARGE AS A HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1